The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!