The power to speak only one language

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to count from A to purple

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!