- Pointless Super Powers

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

+49

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

+47

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

+47

The power of writte with our feets.

+43

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

+19

the power to turn into nothing.

-21

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

+162

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

+156

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to misspell

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to open a pickle jar in one try