The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Super-slowness

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!