- Pointless Super Powers

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power that will grant you no power.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to get hard at will.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to eat soap.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!