The power to be powerless

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!