The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to die at will.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!