- Pointless Super Powers

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

+29

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

+21

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

+13

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

-1

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

-31

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

+154

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to science.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to see who is writing these powers