The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to be wrong

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!