The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!