The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to write complete sentenc

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

the power to fail

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power of words

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to read captchas

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to close your nose

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The ability to be raped.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to sneeze cum

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!