The power of micro penis.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to breathe

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!