The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!