The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!