The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Stop clapping

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to not exercise.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!