The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the powre to spel

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!