Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!