The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to be dead

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!