The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!