- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to grow your nails longer

the ability to smell sounds

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to make my own sandwich

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to not have superpowers

Pointless Super Powers