The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!