the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power drown in water

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!