The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!