The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to control dodos

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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to die when you are happy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!