The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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hello

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Acid tears.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!