The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!