The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power to become inverted background color.

Everything Hawkeye does

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to control yourself

the ability to type slower.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to walk on two legs

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to not exercise.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!