- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to sneeze scissors

Crap out everything you're allergic too

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to die when you change emotions

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to be yourself.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

Pointless Super Powers