The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on two legs

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!