The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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A good Kisser

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to get in the van

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!