The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of micro penis.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to clean

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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to poop a penny every year

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!