The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!