the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!