Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Meatvision.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!