The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to to think less

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see through air.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!