the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to fall up.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!