The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to explode on the moon

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!