The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!