You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to to think less

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!