the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!