- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to count from A to purple

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to eat your poop

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power of micro penis.

The power to see through air.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Pointless Super Powers