The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!