The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Taekwondo

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!