The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!