The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power of words

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!