The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

Stop clapping

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to plank

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to vomit through your anus.

Meatvision.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the power to see into the present.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to become black.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!