The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to in power your self

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!