The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!