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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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God tier Waste of Space
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you
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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.
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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!
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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster
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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste
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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?
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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated
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The power to fly when your touching the ground
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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.
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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.
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The ability to change races.
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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.
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The powr to spell eviting wrong.
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The power to grow one wing
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!