The power to take a crap.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to create powers

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!