The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!