The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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To pee standing up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to change your eye color.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!