The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!