The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to grow one wing

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!