The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!