The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to plank

The power to control sloths

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to die while dieing

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to change your emotions at will

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to see forever

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!