the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!