The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!