- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to have the remote come to you.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to skip the Kripp.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have a power.

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

Pointless Super Powers