The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Acid pee

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!