The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be half invisible

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!