Meatvision.

the power to see into the present.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to fly when you fart

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to become black.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to wet yourself at will.

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!