- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look like yourself

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to be able to never have a power.

The Power To Fly Without control

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to speak only one language

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to have a power

The power to be half invisible

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability to teleport into a wall

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to kiss your own ass

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of self mind control

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

Pointless Super Powers